@sparklepicnic *russian accent* I do not understand this ’shitting bricks’. You are pooping bricks? Like stone? Are you sick?
@sparklepicnic Someday I hope I can be as enthusiastic about something as my dog is about eating rabbit poop.
@sparklepicnic The only thing to fear is fear itself. And bedbugs.
@sparklepicnic Part of me says “go to sleep”, the other part of me says “kill your wife, eat the body, nobody will know if you eat the body”.
@sparklepicnic My new favorite game is “what’s gonna happen?” I grease up my feets, grab 2 steak knives and run around the dining room. WHATS GONNA HAPPEN!