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Five Tweets! (#1)

May 16th, 2013

FIVE TWEETS!

@sparklepicnic *russian accent* I do not understand this ’shitting bricks’. You are pooping bricks? Like stone? Are you sick?

@sparklepicnic Someday I hope I can be as enthusiastic about something as my dog is about eating rabbit poop.

@sparklepicnic The only thing to fear is fear itself. And bedbugs.

@sparklepicnic Part of me says “go to sleep”, the other part of me says “kill your wife, eat the body, nobody will know if you eat the body”.

@sparklepicnic My new favorite game is “what’s gonna happen?” I grease up my feets, grab 2 steak knives and run around the dining room. WHATS GONNA HAPPEN!

TWEETS: Dead in the Wall

May 16th, 2013

Tweets # 6

The most sad, yet pretty solid revenge. You could top this by hanging yourself in your ex-wife’s garage at Christmas with a ribbon around your now rotting chest.


TWEETS : Lady Dungeon

May 7th, 2013

Tweets # 5

Ugggggh. Go figure. I write this tweet, I like this tweet, I film this tweet, then that dude gets found to have three women trapped in his basement and he’s been holding them for a decade. My first thought was that he should be taken apart piece by piece over a month in some public place with cameras on him for the viewers at home. My second thought was that I was just giggling about a creepy lady dungeon the other month, as though it was a far-fetched thought that would never happen. Then I remembered the other lady dungeons in the news and decided I should probably post this sooner than later.


TWEETS : Smears

May 7th, 2013


TWEETS : Three Guys Walk Into a Bar

May 7th, 2013


TWEETS : Grandma’s Freezer

May 7th, 2013

Tweets #2

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