I’ve been telling you for weeks…

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Did you hear there’s a peeper loose in the neighborhood?

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So there’s this chick, right? And she decides to give craigslist a spin for a dude. Someone young, fun, exciting, the usual. Who knows where this could lead. Maybe she falls in love. Maybe she just has a lot of fun. HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE A BAD IDEA?!

This is the first thing we shot for the “Ten Second Film Festival”.

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You know, when I originally conceived this sketch, it involved hidden camera footage, a disposable cellphone, scripted segments… there was a lot of hullabaloo. Everybody seemed to despise the concept. I thought to myself “fuck you”, and then as I wrote it, it kept getting longer and longer and further away from the funny. Eventually I whittled it down into this. Kudos to Dan and Jules for rewriting the ending on the fly. And yes, you guessed it, this is another entry into “The Ten Second Film Festival”.

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You know, there are times in life when I think to myself “hey, Jason, it’s pretty funny that you’re lowering this six-pack of beer into a backpack that contains a dildo, two condoms, a video camera, some food coloring, Caro syrup, a sharp knife for raping, and scripts.” I usually chuckle to myself and then tell everyone about that moment for days. Well, here’s most of why those things were in my backpack. The condoms were for hookers.

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There’s nothing better than getting some groceries and heading home after a long day at work.

This is a long cut of a bit we filmed for submission to The Ten Second Film Festival (http://www.soapfactory.org/)

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Weird Kyle’s been looking after his friends cat.

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The police come by, a service is offered, concerts disappoint, cats and dogs have ruff days, and a simple, low level government position is desired. That’s the pile of adventures awaiting you in this episode of “Sparkle Picnic”.

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